Womb Envy Lyrics

When I was a youngster
Playing house was all the rage
And I always played the mommy
And they all thought it was just a stage
But as I grew older
Still I wished to be a lady
Not so I could have a man
But so I could have a baby!

Chorus:
Womb envy
I know it's kinda strange
Womb envy
But please let me explain
Womb envy
I know it's kinda crazy
I got womb envy
I wanna have a baby

Now I like my equpiment
I wouldn't trade it for the world
But I might trade it for nine months
If I could only be a girl
I don't wanna wear a dress
Or be somebody's wife
I just wanna have a chance
To feel the miracle of life!

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I'd do it naturally
No Playtex formulas for me
I'd study LaMaze and read Dr. Spock
If I could just be blessed with pregnancy

Well maybe someday science
Will make it a reality
If it's been done in test tubes
Then why not inside of me?
I'm every bit as loving
And gentle as can be
Lord, give me a chance to prove
My maternity!

(Chorus)