Meridian Leeward Lyrics

  I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig
  'Til they shortened up my nose
     and they made me wear a wig
  I'm afraid the things on piggy farm
     will never be the same
  Since they picked me for this job
     and they stuck me with a name
  It's a name, it's name,
     who ever heard of a pig with a name like
  
  Meridian Leeward - that's my name
  I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
  I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
  I hang around with people
     and they don't suspect a thing
  You look like a person but you know you're a pig
  
  I'm not afraid of dying
     from some mad man's gun or knife
  When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life
  I'm not a piggy anymore and I don't share that dread
  The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred
  I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?
  
  I think I'd rather be a cop
  I think that's what I'd like to be
  I'd show you people a thing or two
  If a man in blue starts beating on you
  Look out 'cause it might be me
  You look like a cop but you know you're a pig