it's a 3 day weekend i'm loading up my truck got tons of beer might shot a deer blow the shit out of a duck stever's got a cross bow jamie a shotgun anything that fucking moves ready aim fire blam! oh my god i can't believe the antlers on that buck it would take 40 men to load him in the truck niceshot niceshot niceshot got that sucker right between the eyes, let's get a cold one don love seats made from hides stock your smoke house full of meat pink & blue & yellow key chains made from rabbits feet trade your jerky to the indians enjoy a goon skin hat whip up some homemade crisco with the extra fat i`m wishin a flock of geese would fly on by i`m hopin i can bag not 4 but 5 reloldin jesus fucking christ that's the biggest moose i have ever seen get my gun god damn it get him if i can't shoot them i'll start a forest fire watch em run right at my gun no need for oscar meyer that's a fine looking piece of meat young man i'm ready for that one their yeah that ones for me. trophie on your wall slap some new boots on your feet th e wallet in my pocket kinda smells like meat a half a dozen ouail a hearty rack of lamb there must be 50 beavers in that fucking dam |