Mark's Ark Lyrics

why? don't vegans have cows for pets? why? don't they keep them in their apartments? rights take a chimp to vote in '96 my god cows are smart as a stick chorus: if you really want to make a difference buy a herd and then go set them free instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing if cock roaches roam the halls at night they fester on your balls a feeding frenzy on your dinner plate don't grab the raid or a shoe remember they've got rights to resist the urge to go and fumigate cows with a i.q. of .08 rats ready to spread the plague rabbits pour shapoo in their eyes blind better their's than mine (chorus) lunch a carrot sand wich sure sounds great live my life around the veggie plate protest write lame song and complain march with little signs of porky pig (chorus)