Mr Alphabet Says Lyrics

Here comes the book
The book of rules
If you play this game
You won't stay the same
You could win your golden teeth
   Be a spinning top
   Use a riding crop

Mr. Alphabet says...
"Smile like a weasel
   as I cover you...
Cover you in treacle"

We all know impatience is a sin...
So do as you're told to do
It's so rewarding to...
And you could win the tin man's heart
   Be a chiming clock
   Lie on the chopping block

Mr. Alphabet says...
"Give me all your money
   just to cover you...
Cover you in honey"

Don't be afraid
   There's no marmalade
Don't be afraid
   I wouldn't even dream of it!