Catch 22 Lyrics

A farmer on a tractor 
Plowing in the field
Doing all he can to increase the yield
But the more he  raises 
The more  the price goes down

Over at the factory 
working on the line
You do  a good job and never fall behind
So your  quota goes up everytime you turn around
It ain't nothing new  It's called a Catch 22

Head they win tails you lose
It's all the same either way you choose
You're dammed if you don't and even if you do
It's (still) a Catch 22

Tell a man you love him
he stars backing up
Tell him you don't and he's a lovesick pup
You try  to get together 
and watch  it fall apart
hey I've been there too what a Catch 22

Head they win tails you lose
It's all the same either way you choose
You're dammed if you don't and even if you do
It's (still) a Catch 22

Oh, It's a Catch 22
No matter  what you do  It's a Catch 22