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I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS - Bloodhound Gang 
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By: [email protected] 

VERSE 1: 

A B C# A A B e B B 
My friend Jerry Vanderdrift kissed me in home-ec class 
A B C# 
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass 
A B e 
I said guys I'm like you, I like monster trucks too 
C# B 
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do ? I just wish I was queer... 


CHORUS: 

e B 
So I could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that 
e B 
Don't dig chicks, that don´t dig guys like me, see I´m not queer 


VERSE 2: 

A B C# A A B e B B 
I'm too ugly, but if I were handsome just imagine how great that would be 
A B C# 
The only smoked meat, the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy D 
A B e 
You see I'm not to keen on this smell of vaseline 
C# A 
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen 
B 
I just wish I was queer... 


( I think it's enough too figure out the rest alone... ) 


BRIDGE: 

e , C# , A , B 

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